2014 is half over and
- -i lost no weight
- -didn’t learn anything
- -haven’t made an effort to save money
- -still ugly
SO we’ve all done the thing on mobile where you’re like 10 minutes into scrolling then accidentally hit the home button and it’s at the top and you’re just ASDFGSPGGEMDMKTENTIWPRNSMD
BUT! If you just tap the home button again (so a grand total of twice) IT TAKES YOU BACK WHERE YOU WERE BEFORE
And, bless you Sadie!
Well take me, take me back to your bed
I love you so much that it hurts my head
Say I don’t mind you under my skin
I’ll let the bad parts in, the bad parts in
Taking naked pictures of yourself does not make you a bad person. People who share them without your permission are bad people.
you can take one man’s trash to another man’s treasure but you can’t make it drink
Fun fact: the blending of idioms or cliches is called a malaphor.
My personal favorite is “We’ll burn that bridge when we get to it.”
I looked it up b/c that was a very familiar idiom and how could it be wrong but then
yeah wow that’s spot on perfect
Front Porch Step
Album - Aware Lyric Tracklist
starting the boyfriend challenge
i challenge all cute boys to try and become my boyfriend in the next 24 hours
or they can just donate to me