"i was born in the wrong generation" i say as i steal my grandkids hoverboards because fuck you i was promised these years ago
my anaconda don’t want none
unless you DEFEAT THE HUNS, SON
"you’ll understand when you’re older"
i am older and i understand absolutely nothing
if you’re reading this we’re now in a relationship love you babe
the most unrealistic thing about high school musical is that they let ryan wear hats in class